Zayn’s DM’s to fans (2013)
how dare niall publicize 5 Seconds of summer! Must be fake!
RIDING ONE DIRECTION’S COATTAILS!!11!!!!1
THIS!!! Liam promotes Andy’s shirts, Harry promoted Nick’s radio show more than once, they promote 5sos all the time and a lot of shitty things but nobody tells a word. Double standards I call it!!!
So… Niall and Louis are promoting 5sos, wow, it must be a fake relationship, damn you management!!!
A GUIDE TO ZAYN MALIK JOKES (introduction to this shitty fandom):
- Racist/terrorism jokes
- Homeless jokes
- Drugs jokes
- “Where is Zayn” jokes
- “Zayn is vain” jokes
- Little Mix jokes
- “zerrie is fake” jokes
A couple of them can be funny I guess (not for me but anyway…). The big problem with this fandom is the fact that they don’t know when they should stop, when a joke is not funny anymore and it becomes annoying and rude.
And we still have some fans asking: - But why Zayn doesn’t like us anymore? - why does he never interact with fans? - why is he never on twitter? …
… well, I dont know, maybe because every fucking time he says something or he does something the only thing you do is laugh at him or make rude comments. And Im not even going to talk about some of you sending hate to his family and friends when they tell you off.
CONGRATS ON THE “WORST FANS AWARD”… YOU WIN!!!
Mr. Malik, may 17th.
Double Platinum to One Direction for selling more than 30.000 albums in Portugal.